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Ozempic has reportedly sued a woman who gained weight despite being on Ozempic for months. The woman got on Ozempic as a last resort to lose weight after she failed to slim down despite buying a gym membership, purchasing a yoga mat, et...
A Mumbai man who gave up sugar, fast food, sleep-ins, relationships, and basic happiness to add five extra years to his life is now suffering through those years as well. Fauxy sources say the man stopped eating anything that tasted goo...
In a bizarre incident, a man entered an airport smoking room without buying a cigarette, prompting companies to consider legal action. Reportedly, he decided to enjoy secondhand smoke instead, citing massive price hikes. Inspired by him...
A new war is about to erupt in the world because of male pattern baldness, as Turkey is planning to attack Taiwan after Taiwanese scientists developed a hair regrowth serum. Reportedly, Turkey’s economy is heavily dependent on people fr...
Donald Trump has cancelled the Gaza Peace Plan after he didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize today. Speaking to The Fauxy, Trump said, “I would've been the best Nobel Peace Prize winner in the history of the Nobel Peace Prize, but instead t...
Popstar Rihanna is planning to get pregnant again as her fans are not able to recognise her without a baby bump. Fauxy sources suggest that "she is pregnant so often that her fans have completely forgotten how she looked when she wasn’t...
Big news is coming in from New Delhi where PM Modi is likely to resign as a “return gift” to the nation as he turns 75 today. Reportedly, PM Modi himself had framed the BJP rule of “no work after 75 years.” People believe that Modi will...
To prove their friendship, Xi Jinping and Vladimir Putin have decided to campaign for PM Modi in the Bihar election—just like PM Modi campaigned for Trump in 2019. The campaign will kick off with a bike rally, where President Xi Jinping...
The government has rejected all the claims of E20 petrol ruining the vehicle's engine by saying that vehicles don't have a liver, so how can ethanol ruin it. Speaking to The Fauxy, a government spokesperson said, "Our Minister Nitin Gad...
A Delhi man who couldn't cry after watching Saiyaara started thinking about the country's future to get rid of FOMO and started crying uncontrollably. Speaking to The Fauxy, the man, while crying, said, "Bridges are collapsing, planes a...
Big news is coming in from the makers of Squid Game, who have announced that the next season of the survival thriller will be shot in India. Speaking to The Fauxy, "Squid Game director Hwang Dong-hyuk said he wanted a real location to m...
Distressed by all the backlash and legal troubles for India’s Got Latent, Samay Raina has finally decided to join politics to gain immunity for abusing publicly. Speaking to The Fauxy, Samay Raina said, "I have been trying to take India...
India and Pakistan have formed a joint committee to schedule as many India vs Pakistan matches as possible in every series so citizens will be busy watching them and won’t question unemployment. Speaking to The Fauxy, the committee also...
As India wins the Champions Trophy, a nation of 1.4 billion celebrates defeating a country of mere 5 million in a sport that's only played by 12 nations. Speaking to The Fauxy, a celebrating Indian fan said, "New Zealand is far ahead of...
Big news is coming from Dubai, where Australia deliberately lost today's match to India to let cricket win, as in Australia, no one celebrates even a World Cup victory, while Indians take out victory parades even for a T20 win. Fauxy so...
Ozempic has reportedly sued a woman who gained weight despite being on Ozempic for months. The woman got on Ozempic as a last resort to lose weight after she failed to slim down despite buying a gym membership, purchasing a yoga mat, et...
A Mumbai man who gave up sugar, fast food, sleep-ins, relationships, and basic happiness to add five extra years to his life is now suffering through those years as well. Fauxy sources say the man stopped eating anything that tasted goo...
In a bizarre incident, a man entered an airport smoking room without buying a cigarette, prompting companies to consider legal action. Reportedly, he decided to enjoy secondhand smoke instead, citing massive price hikes. Inspired by him...
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