Man Does Plank All Weekend to Make It Pass Less Slowly

A corporate employee, tired after working the entire week, decided to spend the entire weekend doing a plank to make the weekend pass less slowly.

Reportedly, frustrated that weekends disappear in the blink of an eye while Mondays arrive almost instantly, the man asked AI how to make time pass more slowly. AI told him that holding a plank makes the same amount of time feel much longer, while scrolling reels makes it fly by. Convinced by the logic, he immediately decided to spend the entire weekend in a plank.

Speaking to The Fauxy, the man said, “Now I am become Death.”

Currently, the man is feeling that too much time had passed, so he is scrolling reels while continuing to hold the plank.