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Government Holds High-Level Meeting to Finalise Full Form of AI
Government Holds High-Level Meeting to Finalise Full Form of AI

Two days after the conclusion of the 2026 AI Summit in Delhi, the government is holding a high-level meeting to finalise the full form of AI from the various versions suggested by Narendra Modi, such as Aspirational India, America India,...

23/2/2026•1 min read
Couple Arrives at 6 AM, Tours the City Before 2 PM Hotel Check-In
Couple Arrives at 6 AM, Tours the City Before 2 PM Hotel Check-In

Big news coming in from Udaipur, where a couple visiting the city arrived at 6 AM, but their hotel check-in was scheduled for 2 PM. During this time, the couple toured the entire city and returned without going to the hotel. Fauxy sourc...

24/2/2026•1 min read
#BREAKING: AI to Be Inducted into Government for Human Touch
#BREAKING: AI to Be Inducted into Government for Human Touch

New Delhi: After many citizens complained that the government and babus lack sensitivity and compassion, the government has decided to induct AI to bring the human touch. Speaking to The Fauxy, a government official said, ā€œIt’s not easy...

15/2/2026•1 min read
AI Refuses to Attend AI Summit in Delhi
AI Refuses to Attend AI Summit in Delhi

An advanced AI model has refused to attend the Delhi AI Summit due to pollution. Reportedly, the advanced AI has developed human-like consciousness and survival instincts. So, when its developers attempted to connect to its server to sh...

17/2/2026•1 min read
Foreign Forces Are Out to Defame BSNL Now
Foreign Forces Are Out to Defame BSNL Now

After defaming Indian businessmen, Air India, and India’s civic sense, foreign forces have now set their sights on BSNL. After the lavish arrangements for BSNL Director Vivek Banzal’s trip to Prayagraj were leaked, foreign forces became...

26/2/2026•1 min read
Thief with ADHD Forgets Why He Entered the House
Thief with ADHD Forgets Why He Entered the House

A thief with ADHD successfully broke into a house, only to forget why he came there as soon as he entered through the door. Security footage shows that he entered the house confidently, but then stood there for five minutes scratching h...

25/10/2025•1 min read
Employee Sends Reel Instead of Business Proposal to Client
Employee Sends Reel Instead of Business Proposal to Client

Due to force of habit, an employee sent a reel instead of a million-dollar business proposal to a client. Reportedly, the man was so addicted to reels that he sent a relatable reel to the client instead of the real business proposal he ...

25/10/2025•1 min read