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Despite Sri Lanka’s Best Efforts, Pakistan Fails to Qualify
Despite Sri Lanka’s Best Efforts, Pakistan Fails to Qualify

Big news is coming in from Kandy, where despite Sri Lanka’s full efforts, Pakistan could not qualify for the semi-finals. Pakistan needed to defeat Sri Lanka by 65 runs to qualify. With that in mind, Pakistan first dropped Babar Azam. A...

1/3/2026•1 min read
Australia deliberately loses today to let cricket win
Australia deliberately loses today to let cricket win

Big news is coming from Dubai, where Australia deliberately lost today's match to India to let cricket win, as in Australia, no one celebrates even a World Cup victory, while Indians take out victory parades even for a T20 win. Fauxy so...

5/3/2025•1 min read