Elon Musk to Learn Begging from Pakistan

Elon Musk has decided to learn begging from Pakistan so he can properly beg India to let him launch his Starlink service.

Reportedly, after Indians brutally trolled Elon on his own platform for throwing tantrums over not getting permission to launch Starlink in India, he realised that the majority of Indians don’t blindly agree to whatever a white man asks for. So, he decided to correct course and learn how to beg properly from India. But, not knowing how to do so due to being extremely privileged, he decided to hire Pakistan to teach him.

Speaking to The Fauxy, Musk said, “I always hire experts in every new business I start, so I hired the experts in begging to teach me how to beg.”

Currently, Elon is learning his first lesson as Pakistani PM Nawaz Sharif asked him for a loan, seeing his net worth.