Big news is coming in from New Delhi, where the toxicity levels of Yamuna water have risen even further after politicians started diving into it to demonstrate its toxicity.
BJP leader Virender Sachdeva took a plunge into the Yamuna to show how toxic its water has become. However, after he left, the Yamuna’s water started turning even darker. When tested, the results revealed that the toxicity of the Yamuna water was higher than the toxicity found in the blood of the average Twitter user. Attaining this level of toxicity was previously thought to be impossible.
Due to the toxic water of the Yamuna, fish in it have begun evolving into snakes and the NCB even arrested a drug dealer selling Yamuna water, claiming it provides a better high than heroin and cocaine.
Speaking to Fauxy, Arvind Kejriwal said, “BJP leaders have been secretly taking dips in the Yamuna and turning it toxic for years to defame AAP. But now that they have done it on camera, I will show them my leaders’ toxicity.”
Currently, Arvind Kejriwal is ordering Aam Aadmi Party politicians to take a dip in every river, lake, and pond in BJP-ruled states to turn them toxic as revenge.