India’s defence export orders has suddenly doubled after India started offering a weapon even deadlier than the F-35 and B2 bombers — BJP MLAs.
Speaking to The Fauxy, the spokesperson of the defence ministry said, “As the news of a BJP MLA assaulting a passenger in a Vande Bharat train went viral, we decided to turn it in our favour and started offering them to other countries. Not only did it send China and Pakistan into panic mode, but even the USA is requesting them at whatever cost we want — because none of them can replicate these deadly MLAs. Only we possess the system and technology to produce them.”
Currently, Iran and Israel are both trying to place orders for these BJP MLAs — because whoever has them will clearly win the war. But India has refused both, just to maintain neutrality.
