As the religion of YouTuber Jyoti Malhotra and 5 others caught spying for Pakistan comes out, woke companies around the world are rushing to shift their headquarters to India, after seeing that India has diversity even in their traitors.
Among the six caught, 1 is Hindu, 1 is Muslim, 1 is Sikh, 2 are Christians, and one still remains anonymous. Fauxy sources suggest that “with these companies, India’s already fastest-growing economy will grow even faster and will take over China in no time“.
Economic experts are now hoping the anonymous belongs to the LGBTQ community, so some companies which are still hesitant will also shift their headquarters to India, and we take over even the US’s economy in a few years.
