A new war is about to erupt in the world because of male pattern baldness, as Turkey is planning to attack Taiwan after Taiwanese scientists developed a hair regrowth serum.
Reportedly, Turkey’s economy is heavily dependent on people from around the world seeking hair transplants. However, this new technology from Taiwan is threatening it. Fauxy sources suggest that “bookings in the Turkish hairline — sorry, airline — have already decreased as people wait for this new Taiwanese serum. To safeguard its economic interests, Turkey has decided to attack Taiwan before the serum can reach mass production“.
Currently, Donald Trump is offering Taiwan protection in exchange for having his name on the serum, hoping that curing male pattern baldness will finally earn him a Nobel Prize.
