In less than a month Kerala MP, Rahul Gandhi is on a second foreign visit, amidst farmers’ protests, creating suspicion among many, including the CISF personnel deployed at Airport Security. Reportedly, Congress leader Rahul Gandhi might have to undergo the Rectum-Gold test upon return as the cases of gold smuggling by putting gold in the rectum are soaring.
Speaking to The Fauxy, CISF security said, “We could have ignored his frequent visits, but then he’s an MP from Kerala, where there are maximum reported cases of gold in the rectum. Moreover, Rahul Gandhi has secrets of converting potatoes into gold which either sounds like magic or a smuggling idea. We have sent the details to a higher authority who will take a call whether Rahul Gandhi will have to undergo Rectum-Gold test.”
If sources are to be believed, the CISF is likely to use Rutherfold’s Gold Foil Method where alpha particles will be bombarded in the rectum and the deflection of these alpha particles will be monitored to check if the person has gold in his rectum.
