Just after India announced a mock drill in border states tomorrow, Pakistan has rushed to the IMF to beg for another loan so they can buy coffee and stay awake tonight, in case something like Operation Sindoor happens again.
Fauxy sources suggest “Pakistan will distribute the coffee to the terrorists, army, and air force so they can stay awake tonight and Photoshop fake pictures to fool the Pakistani public in advance, as that’s the only protection they are capable of providing“.
Meanwhile, Indians are avoiding coffee tonight to sleep well because they know that as long as the Indian armed forces are there, they’ll be safe and sound. However, Donald Trump has started taking too much coffee so he can stay awake as long as needed to take credit the moment a ceasefire happens.
