A Mumbai man who had given up all his good habits after the start of the Iran-Israel war, thinking, “If World War is going to start, at least I’ll die happy,” has once again resumed his old routine of good habits after the ceasefire.
Speaking to The Fauxy, the man said, “From Russia-Ukraine to India-Pakistan to Israel-Iran, every time a war starts anywhere, the media portrays it as the beginning of World War, and I give up all my good habits. I start eating junk food, stop exercising, scroll my phone all night, and sleep late thinking, ‘I’m going to die in the war anyway, so what’s the point?’ But then they announce a ceasefire just after a few days, and I have to go back on my decision—just like Donald Trump.”
Currently, the man has restarted his good routine with one new good habit: not believing a single word the media or the world leaders say.
