A Mumbai Man Started Identifying as an Animal After Seeing Mukesh Ambani’s Vantara Get a Clean Chit in Just 20 Days.
Speaking to The Fauxy, the man said, “From the dogs of Delhi to Vantara, it seems like the Supreme Court is only delivering fast verdicts either to the rich or to animals—and even faster when both are combined. Meanwhile, a common man keeps getting date after date in even a session court, let alone the Supreme Court. I wanted to identify as rich, but since I don’t have any money. I am now identifying as an animal and my pronouns are bhow/bhow.”
Currently, Mukesh Ambani is collaborating with courts to launch a quick e-commerce app that delivers justice in just 10-minutes at reasonable prices.
