A man who was recklessly changing lanes and putting the lives of other drivers and pedestrians in danger claimed that his car got drunk due to ethanol in petrol, after he got caught by the police.
Speaking to the Fauxy, the man said, “My car never had any alcohol, so when I put petrol with 20% ethanol in it, it got drunk instantly. The government should’ve started with 5% ethanol, like humans start with beer, so the car could build tolerance and drive properly no matter how much it had to drink, just like me.”
Currently, the man is arguing with the police to use the breathalyzer on the car instead of him, since the car is the one that can’t hold its liquor, not him.