Big news is coming from Uttarakhand where a man started changing his TV channels to help the BJP cross the majority mark of 272 seats.
Convinced by BJP’s “400 paar” slogan, the man believed that the BJP alone was getting 370 seats and the NDA was crossing 400 easily. But when he checked the ECI website, he was shocked to see that the actual results were not even close to it.
After that, he turned to ‘Godi Media’ to get some comfort, but even on it, ABP was only showing 283 seats for the whole NDA. Seeing that, the man anxiously started changing TV channels and finally stopped at Aajtak where the NDA was getting 303 seats and BJP alone was getting 248, hoping that by evening the number would reach the majority mark.
Talking to Fauxy, the man said, “How can there be such a big difference between exit polls and the actual results? I am sure the news channels are running fake news today.”
The man was already worried, but after seeing Akhilesh Yadav’s party SP numbers from Uttar Pradesh, he got a fever and took a 500mg paracetamol tablet. But as Akhilesh Yadav had already exposed BJP’s scam, the fever did not come down, and he had to take a 650mg paracetamol tablet.
