Pakistan’s ISI has started celebrating their victory after watching reels of Indian spies getting caught on their first day in Pakistan.
Reportedly, from Ravindra Kaushik to Ajit Doval, Pakistan’s ISI has been infamous for being totally incompetent at catching Indian spies who worked right under their noses, which was further amplified by the movie Dhurandhar. So, when they saw reels of Indian spies getting caught on their first day, they took a sigh of relief that finally, they were able to catch Indian spies and started celebrating.
Speaking to The Fauxy, an ISI Major said, “From saying ‘Hari Om’ after burping to asking for a scanner to make any payment, our aand forces had no idea Indian spies had these habits. But it’s either win or lun, and now we have lun.”
Currently, the ISI is once again sending Shahbaz Sharif abroad to ask for more loans to reimburse the money they spent on this celebration.
