Just a day after Sydney Sweeney announced her bathwater soaps, China has already started manufacturing and selling its first copy.
Fauxy sources suggest that “it was revealed after an American who hadn’t bathed for 10 years finally bathed using Sydney Sweeney’s bathwater soap, but he didn’t feel any different. Being an American, he also ate it just to be sure, but even after that, when he didn’t feel any different, he sent the soap to a lab, which revealed that the bathwater in it had Chinese DNA“.
Currently, Sydney Sweeney is meeting Donald Trump to demand him to put tariffs on these fake Chinese soaps, but in return, Trump has asked for a few real ones.
