To bypass the US’s 145% tariffs, China has started calling its own territories as part of India, since tariffs on India are still only 26%.
Fauxy sources suggest that “they have already renamed their manufacturing cities like Shenzhen to Shantinagar and Guangzhou to Gurugram East, and are hiring retired Indian babus to make everything as inefficient as India so the US doesn’t get suspicious“.
Currently, they are debating which language to use on labels and signboards—because while they might not fear the USA, even they are afraid of offending India’s language warriors.
