It’s been more than five days since the declaration of 2019 General Election results but Congress and its President Rahul Gandhi do not seem to be coming out of shock any soon. Reportedly, Rahul Gandhi has locked himself in a room and is not ready to take his resignation back. Congress and BJP senior leaders are worried about his health and are taking all measures to make sure that he continues to remain fit for the post.
At this crucial hour of need, yoga guru Swami Baba Ramdev has himself come out to the rescue of the Gandhi scion. Acharya Balkrishna the CEO of Baba Ramdev’s Patanjali, in a recent interview, demanded the legalisation of marijuana in India. Patanajali’s statement is being viewed as full and open support to Congress President Rahul Gandhi, who allegedly stays high all the time.
During the election campaign too, Baba Ramdev had stated that Congress was wrongly framed of being anti-national and if needed he’ll support Congress. This is his little way of paying back His “Highness” Rahul Gandhi.
“Karne se Hoga.. ab sab bolte hain dawa aur daru ki jarurat hoti hai insan ko.. to Marijuana to dono hi hai.. medicinal purpose k liye bhi theek aur apna maza alag!” said Baba Ramdev in an exclusive interview to The Fauxy.
Baba Ramdev’s stand is now becoming a nationwide revolution and people are coming out from their houses to support the cause. Some people even quit JCB digging sites to participate in the cause.
“You know what’s dope? Marijuana! People say money can’t buy happiness. Now I can buy weed and that’s pretty close!” said an elated stoner at a JCB digging site.