Apple Fakes Tim Cook’s Firing as CEO

Apple has faked Tim Cook’s firing from the post of CEO to send him to join an Android company as an Apple spy and slow down their innovation like he did at Apple.

Reportedly, while Android companies are making trifold phones, 100X zoom cameras, huge batteries, fast chargers, and unbelievable AI features, Apple can’t even make the Dynamic Island smaller in iPhones, all thanks to the Cook who can’t cook anymore. So, the board of directors decided to use this liability as an asset and staged the firing to send him to join an Android company and sabotage their innovations.

Speaking to The Fauxy, Tim Cook said, “Ghayal hun, isliye ghatak hun.”

Currently, Tim Cook has already started sabotaging the Android company he joined by doing the only thing he knows: doubling the price of every product.