The arrested Australian attacker has requested people to cut him some slack, as it was his first day as a terrorist.
Allegedly, provoked by the movie Dhurandhar, two terrorists attacked Jewish people celebrating Hanukkah in Sydney, Australia. One got caught — not even by the police, but by a local man who even snatched his gun. After the video went viral, his terrorist colleagues and other people started laughing at him. To defend himself, he claimed that it was his first day on the job and that he was quite nervous.
Speaking to The Fauxy, the terrorist said, “I was trained as a suicide bomber, but they changed my project at the last moment and put me into shooting, so I became nervous and got caught.”
Currently, Pakistan’s ISI is trying to find out which terrorist group trained him so they can cut their funding from the newly acquired IMF loan.
