Apple CEO Tim Cook fires himself for not being black

Big news is coming in from California, where Apple CEO Tim Cook fired himself for not being black.

Apple recently released a video where “Mother Nature” played by an obese black woman visits Apple Head Quarters to assess their climate change efforts.

While Apple promotes black lives but according to their own data, blacks represent only 4% of senior leadership positions at Apple.

Disappointed with not enough representation of blacks, Tim Cook chaired a high level meeting to address the concern and decided to quit the CEO position for someone black.

Reportedly, Tim Cook will rejoin as CEO after getting his skin colour changed to black through surgery.

The Fauxy sources suggest that “Apple aims to reduce Black iPhone and its accessories production to 10% by 2024 and completely stop black iPhone production by 2030”.

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