Airlines to hire bouncers to break legs of people who stand as soon as the plane lands

Unable to control people who stand up as soon as the plane lands, the airline association has now come up with an out of box solution and has decided to hire bouncers who will be standing on the aisle at a regular interval with baseball bats in their hand.

“Bouncers will start breaking the legs of people who show restlessness as the plane lands, these bouncers will keep an eye on people who have checked-in luggage yet trying to get out of the plane faster only to wait at the baggage carousel for their bags,” told the Airline association head, Bala Ramkrishna to the Fauxy. He also spoke of other ideas like putting adhesives on the seats to keep the passengers seated.

Air India will be the first to execute the pilot project later this month and the result of the same will be studied to understand the further implications and effectiveness of the proposal.

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