Chief Minister Devendra Fadnavis today announced that the state government shall soon roll out a scheme wherein cigarette packets of popular brands will conveniently reach the doorsteps of citizens. The decision came after a recent episode where a model named Megha Sharma stripped down to bare minimums after her cold-hearted watchman refused to arrange cigarettes for her. This lead to a totally unavoidable spat which ended up in an emotionally upsetting experience for the model.
The Maharashtra Government was quick to take cognizance and thus announced a novel service called ‘Hukkah Paani’ aka Home Delivery of Cigarettes from 1st January 2019. In its initial run, the project proposes to deliver cigarette packets at the doorstep of various prominent locations in Mumbai such as Lokhandwala, Worli, Bandra, Colaba etc. In the second phase, which is likely to be launched by March 2019, customers can also avail the benefit of getting loose cigarette delivered at their doorstep.
Soon after the incident, Mumbai Police officers displayed a never before agility in their actions and went ahead to arrest the watchman, even if it meant leaving partially created memes halfway behind. The watchman is currently under police custody and the cops are trying hard to make him admit the allegations. In another news, Megha Sharma was recently signed up by an ad agency to replace ‘Mukesh’ in theatrical infomercials warning people against smoking.