Donald Trump has declared himself the president of Venezuela in an attempt to nominate himself for the Nobel Prize from two countries.
Reportedly, when Donald Trump found out that the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize winner, María Corina Machado, was from Venezuela, he decided to invade the country and offer to “free” it in exchange for her Nobel Prize. However, when the Nobel Committee declared that she could not simply give the prize to him, Trump declared himself the president of the country to increase his odds of winning the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize.
Speaking to The Fauxy, Donald Trump said, “I am the most peace-loving person. Nobody loves peace more than me. I only even went to Epstein Island to restore peace after I found out that billionaires there were fighting over who would get the youngest girl.”
To increase his odds even further, Donald Trump is currently planning on declaring himself the president of Greenland to nominate himself for the Nobel Peace Prize from more countries.
