Breaking News is coming from Mumbai where a man secretly started adding milk and sugar to his coffee after he didn’t get any award for torturing himself by drinking black coffee.
Fauxy sources suggest that, “to stand out, the man had started drinking black coffee, believing his friends would think how cool he was and accept him as the alpha male of the group, girls would fight for him, his boss would give him his own position, and eventually he would get an award with nationwide recognition. But even after drinking it for years, when no one even noticed, let alone gave him an award, he started drinking normal coffee“.
However, the man has not given up yet, and to get the due recognition, he is currently drinking Matcha.