Pakistanis have started celebrating the upcoming democracy in Pakistan as Donald Trump expresses US interest in Pakistani oil.
Fauxy sources suggest that, “seeing the US track record in establishing democracy in countries with oil, Pakistanis decided to plant wrong information for the CIA that Pakistan has massive oil reserves. Knowing fully well that their current president is so dumb that he’ll believe this information without verification and rush to make profit from Pakistani oil, establishing democracy in the process and maybe also get Imran Khan released from jail“.
Seeing their plan work, Pakistanis are now planting wrong information that the world’s 4th Largest Indian economy is actually dead, trying to create panic in the country.
