Government to Invest Heavily in Reverse Cloud Seeding to End Monsoon Once and for All

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Tired of collapsing bridges, waterlogging, and people dying in the monsoon, the Indian Government has decided to invest heavily in reverse cloud seeding to end the monsoon once and for all.

Speaking to The Fauxy, a Minister said, “Monsoon is India’s biggest enemy. Our politicians, government engineers, and contractors work day and night to build the nation’s infrastructure, only for the monsoon to come and wash it all away. So we’ve decided to stop the monsoon altogether using reverse cloud seeding. This will not just be a new technology — it will be technologia.”

However, the plan has been postponed as the new building meant for this research collapsed due to rain.

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