Big news is coming in from New Delhi, where the Waqf Board has claimed ownership of the entire land on the other side of the Earth, based on their belief that the Earth is flat.
The Waqf Board, tired of claiming small lands like villages, five-star hotels, temples, etc., one at a time, decided to claim the entire land on the other side. Speaking to The Fauxy, a Waqf representative said, “We were afraid to claim land on the other side because we thought we would fall if we went there. But our science wing recently discovered gravity, which will prevent us from falling. So now that it’s safe to go there, we’re claiming it for ourselves.”
The Waqf Board has also claimed the land on the Moon, citing the crescent moon on the Islamic flag as proof of their ownership.
Currently, the Waqf Board is holding a meeting to claim land ownership over Mars and is considering charging a fee to NASA, Elon Musk, and even the Indian government for sending their spacecraft and rovers to their land.
