Virat Kohli to install toilet paper mill at his Alibaug farmhouse to convert Times of India paper into toilet paper

A day after calling out the Times of India for publishing ‘fake news’ about his plans to build a cricket pitch inside his farmhouse in Alibaug, Virat Kohli has announced that the couple is planning to install a TOIlet paper mill at his Alibaug farmhouse.

Reportedly, the decision was taken after his fans demanded to make something more useful from TOI which is now known for spreading fake news. Times of India will be recycled to convert it into Toilet paper.

Speaking to The Fauxy, Kohli’s manager said “Virat sir read the Fauxy which published fake news too but atleast it’s funny unlike Times of India”.