US officially enters recession, Megan Fox seen wearing her step son’s t-shirts

Big News is coming in from the United States where economists are claiming that recession has made a soft landing in the United States.
To back their recession claim, the economists showed how Megan Fox has started stealing her eight-year-old stepson’s T-shirts. Reportedly, Megan Fox is seen wearing her eight-year-old step son’s t-shirt on multiple occasions.
However, a majority of Americans don’t want to be in recession and have started identifying themselves as rich.
Speaking to The Fauxy,” an American who got fired from his job due to recession said that he now identifies himself as Trans-employed, one who is employed but stuck in a body of jobless”.