US Cancels Deportation of an Indian Migrant After He Was Caught with Oil in His Bag

A U.S. military aircraft carrying Indian migrants had to make an emergency landing just minutes after departure when it was discovered that one of the passengers was carrying oil in his bag.

Reportedly, the man was taken into custody but was promptly granted U.S. citizenship for carrying oil.

Speaking to The Fauxy, the man said, “Damn! It was just Chicken Tikka Masala in my lunchbox!”