Russia Nominates Donald Trump for Nobel Peace Prize for Exercising Exceptional Restraint with Zelenskyy

Big news is coming from Moscow, where Russian President Vladimir Putin has reportedly nominated US President Donald Trump and Vice President JD Vance for the Nobel Peace Prize—praising them for their exceptional self-control in not getting violent with Zelenskyy during their Oval Office meeting.
Speaking to The Fauxy, Putin remarked, “Zelenskyy’s antics and bad behavior would have provoked even the Dalai Lama to hit him, but Trump didn’t even move from his chair. Trump isn’t just a mediator, he’s a meditator.“
Trump’s nomination has left many disappointed—especially those who have been nominated multiple times by their own media houses but are still waiting for their Nobel Peace Prize.