After claiming to mediate the India-Pakistan war, Trump, the self-declared global peacemaker, is reportedly running out of active wars to insert himself into. In an attempt to broker more peace and ceasefires, Trump has now requested North Korean leader Kim Jong Un to randomly fire missiles and “get something started.”
The Fauxy sources suggest that Trump has also asked the wanted terrorist he was recently spotted with to finally do something he has been wanted for.
Speaking to The Fauxy, Trump said, “We just can’t keep wanting a terrorist when the terrorist isn’t doing any terror. I’d rather ask my friend Kim Jong Un.”
Currently, Trump is requesting Kim Jong Un not to direct the missile towards the US.
