Nov 25, 2021
Rakesh Tikait is constantly in the news after Prime Minister announced to repeal all 3 farm laws. This time the reason is quite bizzare, Tikait has declared that his protest will not be over till government repeals the crypto regulation bill.
Our reporter contacted Rakesh Tikait to get more details on this. When asked why he is protesting against a bill which is yet to become a law, he replied that “My actions are always pro-active. The youth of this nation should learn something from me. I am saving the cost of logistics for farmers, going back home and then coming back to Singhu border will be too hectic. In the meantime we can take a quick break from protest just like Virat Kohli doing right now. Afterall, protesting is not as easy as you think it is.” Then our reporter questioned him about his future plans for this crypto regulation bill protest. He answered by saying, “We will demand MSP in crypto currency too. Some of us farmers have faced huge losses in trading various crypto currencies. I myself suffered from 65% loss in a trade because I clicked some wrong button on that app. If farmers of this country continue to loose their hard earned money by protesting like this then how will they progress, how will our nation progress? Haven’t you learnt in 6th standard that agriculture is backbone of our economy?”. Later he also added his modified version of famous dialogue of Scam 1992 web series “Crypto mein risk hai to ishq hai…”.
When our research department’s whole crew of 2 interns made some phone calls and sent what’s app messages to some distant relatives of few important people, we got to know that Rakesh Tikait has asked for a list of all upcoming bills in the next 6 parliament sessions to plan the theme and menu of future protests. As he said, he is very pro-active.