Modi government’s flagship health programme, Ayushman Bharat Yojana recently completed 100 days. In the first 100 days, 6.85 lakh patients have been provided with hospital treatment. However, the bigger news is that the government is going to include many more diseases that will be covered under the scheme. One such disease is NOTA.
NOTA that means ‘None Of The Above’ is one of the options that a voter can choose from while voting, and as it turns out, it has culminated into a new disease in the market. More than 10 million people are suffering from this fatal disease and there’s not much hope for the patients to recover.
The Fauxy spoke to a doctor about the symptoms and cure of the NOTA disease. Dr Bhanu Pratap said “See it’s a disease prevalent among low IQ people who are such a pussy that they can’t even choose the less worst among two bad options. These people are beyond repair as their minds are so damaged that they don’t listen to anyone.” Talking about the symptoms Dr Bhanu Pratap added “One of the common symptoms is that NOTA patients believe that everyone except them is a liar, fraud or cheat. You’ll see them debating with everyone regardless of facts and logic”
“NOTA is not the only disease that’s being covered under Ayushman Bharat Yojna,” said one of the government official winking at the reporter.
