In a shocking development, NASA has proposed to rename the planet Mars to trash. The space agency has however not yet indicated the clear reasons behind doing the same, but there are various speculations that justify the move to an extent.
The top two probable reasons behind this step are:
- Mars has no life and that makes it floccinaucinihilipilification or “trash” in a simple word.
- An even better justification is that since men are from Mars, Mars must be a source of all trash, which means Mars is also trash, and hence needs to be renamed.
If sources are to believed, ISRO has supported the idea after seeing the increasing number of #MeToo cases against men, proving that men indeed are a bunch of real trash.
