Big news is coming from Bangalore, which has even sent research scientists back to their labs. A software engineer named Rohan fell back to sleep unexpectedly after drinking expired coffee in the morning.
Rohan, who has been living in Bangalore for a year, recently got a girlfriend. However, he was unable to give her any time during the day as his manager demanded he be on call with him the whole day. As a result, he had to sacrifice his sleep to talk to his girlfriend all night.
To stay awake 24 hours a day, Rohan decided to start drinking coffee. So he went out and bought some. But due to the recent ‘Kannada Imposition’ in Bangalore, manufacturers have started to print the packets only in Kannada. Being from North India, Rohan obviously couldn’t read the packet to check the expiry date, and he made and drank the coffee in the morning to stay awake. But as the coffee was expired, it had the opposite effect and sent him back to sleep.
Talking to the Fauxy, Rohan said, “When I smelled the coffee, I felt a little dizzy, but I thought it was because of my low water intake due to the water shortage in Bangalore…” and he started snoring as he fell asleep again.
This whole scenario has given Rohan a new idea, and currently, he is taking expired sleeping pills to stay awake.
