Man Depressed Over Not Getting a Job Tries LinkedIn, Becomes Suicidal
The Instagram for corporates, LinkedIn, claimed another victim today after a man who was already depressed over not getting a job decided to try it and became suicidal.
Fauxy sources suggest that “his depression turned suicidal when he saw everyone on LinkedIn getting promotions, 21-year-olds calling themselves entrepreneurs and claiming to earn in crores, while his biggest achievement at 21 was bathing before attending an 8 AM class once in college“.
Currently, a CEO, investor, author, TEDx speaker, life coach, and LinkedIn influencer has convinced the man that his course is the solution to all his life problems, and he is buying it by taking a loan.
