On 10th May, India made history by becoming the first dictatorship where the Supreme Court granted bail to an opposition leader, Arvind Kejriwal, who is still not cleared of charges, to conduct election campaigning for his party. The bail granted is until 2nd June, but seeing the Supreme Court’s newfound love for him, Kejriwal urged it to extend his bail until 17th September so he can celebrate PM Modi’s 75th Birthday.
During his speech, while accusing PM Modi of trying to copy his ‘One Party One Leader’ style, Kejriwal joyfully declared that PM Modi would retire on September 17th when he turns 75.
Speaking to The Fauxy, Kejriwal said, “To celebrate PM Modi’s 75th Birthday and retirement, we will lift the ban on crackers in Delhi and distribute free liquor just like the good old days. Because my followers and I both know that PM Modi can’t be defeated in this lifetime.”
Kejriwal’s joy was short-lived as Amit Shah replied, ‘There is no provision for retirement at 75 in BJP’s constitution, and unlike you, we believe in following our clearly defined constitution and ideology’. He also advised Kejriwal not to hog all the leftover liquor from the scam for himself and to let other party leaders also have a taste of it.
