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Indigo Gives Frequent Flyer Status to a Mosquito

Indigo Gives Frequent Flyer Status to a Mosquito
  • PublishedJanuary 5, 2025

Tired of dealing with mosquitoes in its aircraft, Indigo has finally decided to grant these mosquitoes frequent flyer status.

The decision came after Indigo was ranked 103 out of 109 airlines globally.

Speaking to The Fauxy, a senior Indigo official said, “Granting frequent flyer status to mosquitoes will benefit us in two ways: first, passengers can no longer ask flight attendants to deboard the mosquitoes, and second, Indigo will become the first airline to officially help mosquitoes fly.”

Indigo has set a trend as now Air India is considering granting frequent flyer status to the cockroaches found in the food it serves.

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