Indian man illegally living in the US avoids deportation by acting dumb
An Indian man who has been living in the U.S. for years managed to avoid deportation under the Trump administration by simply acting dumb.
Speaking to The Fauxy, the police officer who first captured him said, “When we asked him where India is on the map, he pointed to Canada. He believed the Earth was flat and thought 9/11 was a sequel to 7/11. Anyone with these beliefs can’t be Indian—he’s a purebred American.”
Currently, the man is eating McDonald’s for breakfast, lunch, and dinner in an effort to become obese, on top of being dumb, so he can seamlessly blend in with other Americans.
