Government Pats Itself on the Back for Controlling Inflation in the Stock Market

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The BJP government has patted itself on the back for successfully controlling ‘inflation‘ in the stock market by bringing down share prices, which had been rising for years.

Speaking to The Fauxy, a BJP leader said, “Rich people kept the prices high to keep poor people out of the stock market. But now, we have lowered the prices so much that some poor person who can’t afford to buy medicines can still buy that medicine company’s shares. Not only that, but we also made those rich people poor as a punishment.”

Currently, the BJP is planning a “Vijay Yatra” from BSE to NSE to celebrate their victory over the stock market.

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