Dec 12, 2021
A girl named Nicole from Banglore has ended her 10 year old relationship with a techie named Vikas as the only sensible hashtag she could come up with by joining both of their names was #AsOle, which would have ruined all the wedding posts on social media platforms.
According to Nicole, the hashtag AsOle gives very negative vibes and it’s not at all like Virushka, DeepVeer, Vickat. Nicole explained us her process of choosing correct hashtag for wedding, “Before finalizing any hashtag, I think if Sanjay Leela Bhansali would make a movie by that name? AsOle sounds like some kind of filthy abuse. Only Anurag Kashyap or some NSD new comer would give such name to his movie. I just couldn’t take it anymore. After all I have done for the environment by supporting Greta on twitter, I definitely deserve a better hashtag for my wedding and not AsOle.”
When we approached Vikas he said, “I never had any problem with the hashtag AsOle, that’s what my friends called me in my entire engineering life but Nicole had some major issues with it. Once I very politely asked her to change her name to Katrina so that even we can have hashtag Vickat but she got very angry and accussed me of being chauvinist male who was imposing his decisions on her…(2 minutes pause to let the breathing come back to normal) I read somewhere that Katrina is bearing 75% of wedding cost. You know… that’s the difference between Vicky and Vikas. I would suggest every couple to hire a good mathematician even before hiring a wedding planner to try all permutations and combinations of their names.”
Currently Vikas is helping some other couples with names like Deepansh-Shital, Jagan-Bindu, Ashoka-Minakshi, Angello-Indu and Chunky-Tiyara who are facing similar problems by giving logical reasoning.