Big news is coming from the Congress headquarters, where, after the success of guarantee cards among its voters, Congress has now decided to distribute blank FIR copies. The decision is taken so the people who will be voting for other parties can lodge an FIR on themselves and save Congress workers time and resources.
The Congress high command approved the idea after finding out how much time and resources were used in their recent drive to lodge an FIR against anyone who speaks anything against them on social media. They have also contacted X (formerly Twitter) to integrate the online FIR portal into their app, so whenever someone tweets against them, an online FIR automatically gets registered against the person who tweeted.
Talking to the Fauxy, a Congress spokesperson said, “First, we tried to copy the winning formula of Arvind Kejriwal of giving freebies, which helped us, but Modi still won. So now we are copying Modi’s formula because it’s obviously working and going to become an even bigger dictator than him.”
Currently, Congress Party workers are taking guarantee cards from the protestors in front of their office, asking for ₹8500, and giving them blank FIR copies if they don’t leave within a few minutes.
