U.S. President Donald Trump asked Pakistan Prime Minister Imran Khan to resolve the Kashmir issue with India bilaterally during a phone call on Friday. India played down the significance of the informal closed consultations held by the UNSC, with India’s UN envoy Syed Akbaruddin saying the abrogation of Article 370 was entirely an internal matter of India.
But Imran being Imran tried hard to make the issue a global one. And he thinks that Pakistanis can literally fix everything, just like a cricket match. He was proved wrong by the UNSC and the world leaders.
Imran is so worried about Kashmir being a part of India that he is not thinking about his 4th or 5th marriage also, which used to occupy his brain most of the times.
UN has finally found a solution to Mr. Khan’s worries. Just like an able doctor, they have prescribed him a dose of Amit Shah, a dose that has treated people like Arvind Kejriwal, Owaissi, Mamta Banerjee and other irrational leaders.
The dose has to be given immediately and the time and place should be decided bilaterally. It has asked India to give this treatment free of cost to the Pakistanis as they have no money.
