BJP to Launch IPO for its Washing Machine, Allocations Based on Number of MLAs a Leader Has

Seeing the hype around its washing machine on social media, the BJP has decided to launch its IPO, with allocations strictly based on the number of MLAs a leader has. Fauxy sources suggest that being corrupt will additionally increase a leader’s chances of receiving an allotment. Once the allotment is made, the ED will visit the leader’s home to verify the documents, after which the leader will be provided with a clean chit as proof of allotment. However, the BJP is currently working on making this entire process online under the Digital India scheme, so the ED can have free time to look for new investors.