Big news is coming from Dubai, where Australia deliberately lost today’s match to India to let cricket win, as in Australia, no one celebrates even a World Cup victory, while Indians take out victory parades even for a T20 win.
Fauxy sources suggest “this was the reason why Pat Cummins and Mitchell Starc didn’t play, and Travis Head also got knocked out early, despite being India’s arch-nemesis“.
However, no one still cares in Australia, but Pakistanis are cursing and burning effigies of Australian players for letting India win.