Big news is coming from the New Delhi headquarters of the BJP, where, after suffering a massive defeat in Uttar Pradesh, the BJP has decided to shift its focus from religion to science. The decision came after the construction of the epitome of Hindu religion, “Ram Mandir,” did not yield the expected results in the elections, with losses even in Ayodhya, where the Mandir is situated.
Now, the BJP, putting its faith in science, has hired the best mathematicians from around the world to calculate the probability of Nitish Kumar backstabbing the NDA, given his impressive history of switching sides for his own benefit. They have also hired researchers to delve into Nitish Kumar’s luck, examining how he consistently emerges as a kingmaker.
Speaking to the Fauxy, the BJP spokesperson acknowledged their mistakes, stating, “We relied too heavily on religion for votes, but as the opposition’s victory has shown, science plays a more crucial role in crafting the winning equation based on caste.”
The mathematicians who calculated the probability of Nitish Kumar betraying the BJP, initially ranging from moderate to high, have now revised it to the highest after Tejashwi Yadav and Nitish Kumar were spotted together on a plane.
