Big news is coming from Israel, where, following Hezbollah’s ‘No Ball’ on September 17 due to Israel’s pager strategy, Israel took a free hit today and killed Hezbollah’s chief, Hassan Nasrallah.
After blowing up the Pagers of Hezbollah terrorists in their pockets on September 17, Israel left thousands of them with ‘No Balls.’ Realizing that, according to the rules of cricket, they now had a free hit, Israel seized the opportunity today, using their world-famous “Airstrike” shot to kill Hezbollah’s chief, Hassan Nasrallah.
Fauxy sources suggest that “Hezbollah’s coach, Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khomeini, is both furious and frightened by Israel’s move. He has called upon other Middle Eastern players to join his team, but remembering Israel’s one-sided dominance and their own past defeats, none have answered Khomeini’s call”.
After winning the series every single time since 1948, Israel seems to have lost interest and is now preparing to end the series once and for all.
